Texas Critter - TBD2024-03-29T15:10:46Zhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topics/texas-critter?groupUrl=kooner-s-landing&commentId=1991841%3AComment%3A1823040&groupId=1991841%3AGroup%3A1397899&feed=yes&xn_auth=noYOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TEXAS WHEN…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2020-09-25:1991841:Comment:18767242020-09-25T11:23:34.510ZSyblehttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Syble
<h2 align="center"><strong><font color="red" face="Arial">YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TEXAS WHEN . . .</font></strong></h2>
<p><font color="black" face="Arial" size="+1">You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car . . .</font></p>
<p><font color="black" face="Arial" size="+1">You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water . . .</font></p>
<p><font color="black" face="Arial" size="+1">You can say 110 degrees without fainting . . .…</font></p>
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<h2 align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="red">YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TEXAS WHEN . . .</font></strong></h2>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">You can say 110 degrees without fainting . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">You can make sun tea instantly . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">You actually burn your hand opening the car door . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">Sunscreen is sold year-round, kept at the front of the checkout counter . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">A formula less than 30 SPF is a joke and you only wear that to go to the corner store . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">Hot air balloons can't go (at all) . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car . . .</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">Your biggest bicycle wreck fear, "what if I get knocked out and lay on the pavement and cook to death"?</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="+1" color="black">You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.</font></p> Who needs DeCartes.tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2018-09-19:1991841:Comment:18233572018-09-19T19:19:21.824ZPartTimeBrewerhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/PartTimeBrewer
<p>Who needs DeCartes.</p>
<p>Who needs DeCartes.</p>
Cowculus Cheat Sheettag:teebeedee.ning.com,2018-09-19:1991841:Comment:18230402018-09-19T18:32:34.574ZAggiehttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Aggie
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<p>Cowculus Cheat Sheet</p>
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<p>Cowculus Cheat Sheet</p> Talk about Texas Critters!!tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2015-07-13:1991841:Comment:17552362015-07-13T18:32:33.473ZTeeBubbaDeehttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/TeeBubbaDee
<p>Talk about Texas Critters!!<a href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2166845472?profile=original" target="_self"><img src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2166845472?profile=original" width="500" class="align-full"/></a></p>
<p>Talk about Texas Critters!!<a href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2166845472?profile=original" target="_self"><img src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2166845472?profile=original" width="500" class="align-full"/></a></p> I stayed with my kid cousins…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2015-07-12:1991841:Comment:17553042015-07-12T14:08:44.446ZLoveLife&Laughterhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/FredStieg
<p>I stayed with my kid cousins in Port Arthur, Texas one summer.</p>
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<p>Every week we had to mow the grass. I told my Mom, every time we mowed we got a shrimp salad.</p>
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<p>What do you call those things, Crawdads?</p>
<p>I stayed with my kid cousins in Port Arthur, Texas one summer.</p>
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<p>Every week we had to mow the grass. I told my Mom, every time we mowed we got a shrimp salad.</p>
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<p>What do you call those things, Crawdads?</p> Centipedes are just about the…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2015-07-12:1991841:Comment:17553012015-07-12T12:39:00.305ZPartTimeBrewerhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/PartTimeBrewer
<p>Centipedes are just about the only creatures that really creep me out. Probably the only ones except scorpions, I hear you have your share of those in Texas as well.</p>
<p>Centipedes are just about the only creatures that really creep me out. Probably the only ones except scorpions, I hear you have your share of those in Texas as well.</p>