TBD on Ning
LET'S END IT
I belong to an organization with a growing membership called the WHL which stands for "We Hate Living". Our motto is Life Sucks and we all agree we'd be better off dead. What differs us from the NSA (National Suicide Association), is that rather than taking the easy way out by killing ourselves, we make the best of our insidious depressing existence.
At our meetings,usually held in funeral homes or cemeteries, (weather permitting), members are given the encouragement and support to keep on living. Of course,we'd all like to jump onto the tracks of an oncoming train ,or submerge our heads in a bathtub of tepid water, but our guest speakers,(many of them suicide survivors), somehow motivate us to live one more day.
None of us here at WHL asked to be born. There's no reason to be alive and while we don't want to kill ourselves, we believe in ideals like Short Live The King or Live Short and Prosper.
Recently,three of our members were arrested at different locations. One woman suffering from leprosy was detained and taken to jail for boycotting a 3D viewing of the 1946 classic," It's A Wonderful Life". Another member was arrested for disrupting a performance of "Death of A Salesman" and just this past week, a senior citizen was taken into custody for exiting a Broadway theater during the revival of Fiddler On the Roof during the singing of "To Life. To Life, L'Chaim".
It's heroes like these three brave people who the WHL feels we should all emulate. We need more life haters to join our cause and get out the word that to live is to suffer. We wish we can all join the Grateful Dead. Falling short of that, the best we can do is to eat some Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia Ice Cream.
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