Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience.
you think socialism means partying
you take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then turn around and go home
you're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
you try to drown a fish
you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move
try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
you get stabbed in a shoot-out
you send a fax with a stamp on it
someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them change
you miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead
you trip over a cordless phone.
you take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” you put
you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
you study for a blood test and fail. * invent a solar powered flashlight.
you sell the car for gas money.
you get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.