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IDIOT SIGHTING

New sign at Wal-Mart

Permalink Reply by ozzieowl on January 31, 2013 at 2:15am

Oh my.....

Permalink Reply by metub4 on January 30, 2013 at 7:50pm

Do not argue with an idiot.

He will drag you down to his level

and beat you with experience.

Permalink Reply by metub4 on January 31, 2013 at 3:21pm

Permalink Reply by metub4 on January 31, 2013 at 3:22pm

Permalink Reply by metub4 on January 31, 2013 at 3:26pm

you think socialism means partying

you take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then turn around and go home

you're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

you try to drown a fish

you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move

try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

you get stabbed in a shoot-out

you send a fax with a stamp on it

someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them change

you miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead

you trip over a cordless phone.

you take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” you put
“Sagittarius.”

you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

you study for a blood test and fail. * invent a solar powered flashlight.

you sell the car for gas money.

you get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.

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