HA!!!!
So, an Army sergeant is home on leave & gets to thinking to herself, "I haven't been to confession for a while and I should. I'll go today." So she heads down to the church, goes into the confession booth & says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last week I punched out 2 people, one who'd bombed a Planned Parenthood clinic & got off on a technicality and a Trump supporter." Priest chuckles & says, "Oh, my child; we're here to talk about your sins, not your community service."
I'm stealing that one officer!!!!!!
I already did LOL ...
You have my blessing, my friends, for you see, not allthefts are sins. Not in my universe, anyway. :D
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