My wife, being the romantic sort, just sent me a Text ...
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams If you are laughing, send me your smile, If you are eating, send me a bite If you are drinking, send me a sip If you are crying, send me your tears I love you!
I replied........ "I'm taking a dump. What should I do?"
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Beth's cousin's friends did that to her cousin at a wedding we went to in Pompton Lakes, NJ.
It got worse. They hired a C&W group that only knew 4-5 tunes, none of which were 3/4 time (waltz) and no-one at the wedding could 2-step. Except for Beth'n me. They all punk-rocked some kind of mountain hoe-down. Also, they lasted just short of a ~year.
But, we had a great time and love'm all :)
Sounds like a wedding that I would want to crash!! LOL