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I have often said that I often don't have a clue about how women think.
My son's girlfried said she might be able to help. She provided me (and my son) with the following: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE.....Please Study Well... For Your Own Good!!!

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means thirty minutes. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house, or doing something else that she has mentioned before.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end with FINE.

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is actully a word, but it is a noverbal statement often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of NOTHING)

6. THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerious statements a woman can make to a man. THAT'S OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome". (I want to add a clause there - This is true, unless she says "thanks a lot" - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" That will bring on a "WHATEVER")

8. WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying "F--- YOU"!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'VE GOT IT: Another dangerious statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong"? For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Lol, my husband tells me the same thing Larry!
EXCUSE ME is usually followed by ....and never say that again or don't you ever make light or fun of my ______ ever again.
Yes Dear. (accented with a small curtsey)
# 10: perfect, DD!
Though I see there is now a thread for man talk, and I need to go see if its corollary, 'Well, excuuuuse me', (as made famous by Steve Martin) is included.
"My husband, not wanting to be caught off guard by my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so he could monitor my mood.

We discovered that when I am in a good mood, it turns green, and when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead."
I can't stop laughing . Callipyge you are very funny !
Funny, Calli!
My selective hearing prohibits me from ever hearing the words on that list, so I guess I got a free pass!

Wow, I've slept on some uncomfortable sofas!
Never too late to learn a new language, Gary.
I get 5 and 8 alot........




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