Hide your remote control!! It isn't as if they weren't germy enough already!!!
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I don't think I'd mind him eating my frozen dinners so much, but the thought of my remote control in his mouth is pretty nauseating.
If you eat bits and pieces of a television, does that qualify it as a TV dinner?
How many years do you get for stealing a chicken pot pie?
Maybe he spilled gravy on the remote control.