funny and sometimes thought provoking quotes... - TBD2024-03-29T11:05:57Zhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topics/funny-and-sometimes-thought?commentId=1991841%3AComment%3A178671&feed=yes&xn_auth=noEddie Murphy from the movie "…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-29:1991841:Comment:1786712009-07-29T19:08:02.307ZSlayer Dughttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/SlayerDug
Eddie Murphy from the movie "Delirious"<br />
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"My father established our relationship like this: 'I brought you into this world. I'll take you out. Don't matter to me cuz I'll make another one that looks just like you.' "
Eddie Murphy from the movie "Delirious"<br />
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"My father established our relationship like this: 'I brought you into this world. I'll take you out. Don't matter to me cuz I'll make another one that looks just like you.' " Richard Pryor (From Live on t…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-29:1991841:Comment:1778502009-07-29T15:26:32.049ZSlayer Dughttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/SlayerDug
Richard Pryor (From Live on the Sunset Strip)<br />
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"When you're runnin' down the street on fire people tend to notice; they tend to get out of your way, except for the bum on the corner who says, 'Hey buddy, can you spare a light? how 'bout a flick off of your sleeve?' "
Richard Pryor (From Live on the Sunset Strip)<br />
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"When you're runnin' down the street on fire people tend to notice; they tend to get out of your way, except for the bum on the corner who says, 'Hey buddy, can you spare a light? how 'bout a flick off of your sleeve?' " A couple from "White Lightnin…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-28:1991841:Comment:1715512009-07-28T10:06:57.032ZOrianbhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Orianb
A couple from "White Lightning"<br />
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Gator McKlusky: Only two things in the world I'm scared of<br />
Sheriff Connors: Only scared of two things, what's that?<br />
Gator McKlusky: Women and the police.<br />
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Big Bear: [holding a knife at Gator's throat] You can eat my grub… I'll let you haul my whiskey... but don't you ever do me no *wrong*!<br />
Gator McKlusky: How'd you like that knife shoved up yer ass?<br />
Big Bear: [long pause] I wouldn't like that at all.
A couple from "White Lightning"<br />
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Gator McKlusky: Only two things in the world I'm scared of<br />
Sheriff Connors: Only scared of two things, what's that?<br />
Gator McKlusky: Women and the police.<br />
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Big Bear: [holding a knife at Gator's throat] You can eat my grub… I'll let you haul my whiskey... but don't you ever do me no *wrong*!<br />
Gator McKlusky: How'd you like that knife shoved up yer ass?<br />
Big Bear: [long pause] I wouldn't like that at all. Do you know the difference be…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-28:1991841:Comment:1709212009-07-28T04:20:12.345Zz100http://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/z100
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.<br />
Pete Seeger
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.<br />
Pete Seeger Here is another one that I ca…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-27:1991841:Comment:1676052009-07-27T16:58:29.502ZSlayer Dughttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/SlayerDug
Here is another one that I came up with in the heat of an argument on an old TBD thread...I think it's brilliant...<br />
"You couldn't masturbate if you had an instruction manual and a third hand!"
Here is another one that I came up with in the heat of an argument on an old TBD thread...I think it's brilliant...<br />
"You couldn't masturbate if you had an instruction manual and a third hand!" This is one of my all time fa…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-27:1991841:Comment:1672992009-07-27T16:08:31.349ZSlayer Dughttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/SlayerDug
This is one of my all time favourites and perhaps my best known line...<br />
"If I didn't like you the way I treat you would be ten times worse!"
This is one of my all time favourites and perhaps my best known line...<br />
"If I didn't like you the way I treat you would be ten times worse!" "Life is 90% attitude and 10%…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-27:1991841:Comment:1672872009-07-27T16:06:48.846ZSlayer Dughttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/SlayerDug
"Life is 90% attitude and 10% action." Len Smith (My Stepfather, R.I.P.)
"Life is 90% attitude and 10% action." Len Smith (My Stepfather, R.I.P.) Bill Gates is a very rich man…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-27:1991841:Comment:1649442009-07-27T02:12:40.157Zz100http://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/z100
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.<br />
Dave Barry
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.<br />
Dave Barry "Don't look back, because we…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-26:1991841:Comment:1636932009-07-26T21:54:03.082ZRed Onehttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/RedOne
"Don't look back, because we are not going that way".<br />
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The Red One
"Don't look back, because we are not going that way".<br />
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The Red One The beatings shall continue u…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-26:1991841:Comment:1636732009-07-26T21:49:04.569ZTeeBubbaDeehttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/TeeBubbaDee
The beatings shall continue until the morale improves. Captain Bligh
The beatings shall continue until the morale improves. Captain Bligh