Does Anyone Here Text?

[CWO3ROBBIE]

 

I just got this in an e-mail. Since I don't text I thought it was cute.

 

English Grammar: Capitalization

  

 In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, texting, and tweeting I've noticed that more and more people who send messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization.

  

 For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

 

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

 

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[TeeBubbaDee]

I think you're right Kooner, some people are just clueless.

[CraigD]

And so are cops in that regard!

 

 

[CraigD]

People talking on cell phones and texting are not driving. Slow in the fast lane maybe, but definitely, a train wreck waiting to happen.

 

[Bob Stepp]

The dipshit governor of our fair state vetoed last week a bill making it illegal to text while driving......said he didn't want government micromanaging peoples' lives. But.....it's illegal to not wear a seatbelt, not to have insurance, to drink while driving, use a cell phone in a school zone, to drive a pick-up with tailgate down unless you have a load, etc., etc, ....

And he's thinking of running for president.........

[CWO3ROBBIE]

Kooner, You're scary.

[CraigD]

Kooner, does the texting driver live? .....probably!  ....... So it continues.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Since he's a politician, maybe he'll die in a car crash while sexting.

[CraigD]

Seems that could be 50/50 these days......LOL!

[Aggie]

But our Govenor is an Eagle Scout, Cotton farmer and an Aggie.  He also just sign a law making it legal to pay a farmer/rancher to shoot feral hogs out of a helicopter.  Anybody want to shoot feral hogs on my place?

[Bob Stepp]

Governor Good Hair is also an idiot like the one before him.

[Quinn]

Reply by Kooner 5 hours ago

Would it be awful to imagine him being killed by a texting driver?

Yes, it would.

 

 

[Bob Stepp]

Thank you, Miss Q.