I received the followin text yesterday: Do these pants make my butt look fat?
Don not give her another cookie! She needs to go for a long walk.
Proving yet again that some folks shouldn't be left alone with a sewing machine and a bottle of tequila. After all what will Aunt Agnes say about her curtains being used for adult entertainment?
Very pretty, just the choice of clothing isn't very flattering to her figure.
Saw that in a window and just had to try it on, huh? (Carol Burnett)
I believe the pumpkins do.