It's obvious that Labor Day has come and gone. Some of us decorated for Halloween, some decorated in harvest themes a la Thanksgiving....
...and then there are those who went straight to Christmas.
The stores have their stuff out, do you?
Bought and paid for? Sounds like an illegal baby plant ring to me. And yes, It's sad, but many baby plants come into this world with pruning shears instead of loving hands.
No autopsy? Do you realize this may be a crime scene? And in all probability a homicide. The body has been stripped? Who stripped the body? Do you know tampering with evidence is a punishable offense? Where are the herbs? I may have to take you into custody for "questioning".
Hehehehe! That's priceless!
Oh fur pete's sake.....That's so wrong on too many levels....but Hahahahahaha!
I have a live baby blue spruce about 3.5ft in a pot so it's about 5 ft. tall, I'm going to plant it after Christmas, it's decorated on the porch in front of the big window. I went looking for all blue tiny lights to be different this year, couldn't find any so the tree has all lavender lights. The little white lights are along the roofline, a few favorite Christmas things around the house, I'm done.
Sounds perfectly simple...! I like the idea of being underwhelmed with decorations this time of year.
I have a four foot tree upstairs with the decorations already on it. I bring it down every year, takes 2 or sometimes 3 minutes. Then I have to plug it in. Whew. Done.
At least yours isn't going to die on you. I should take a lesson from that.
I have an 1950's aluminum tree that I'm pretty sure you can't kill.