answering machine - TBD2024-03-29T08:34:44Zhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topics/answering-machine?groupUrl=haikusenryu&groupId=1991841%3AGroup%3A1209&id=1991841%3ATopic%3A79491&feed=yes&xn_auth=noShe repeats her lines
What a…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-09-05:1991841:Comment:3386872009-09-05T16:39:32.048ZChez moihttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Chezmoi
She repeats her lines<br />
What a memory she has<br />
I cannot compete
She repeats her lines<br />
What a memory she has<br />
I cannot compete electronic girl
calls out fro…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-09-04:1991841:Comment:3339632009-09-04T11:20:17.634ZDrew Francishttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/DrewFrancis
electronic girl<br />
calls out from the box within<br />
there are no replies.
electronic girl<br />
calls out from the box within<br />
there are no replies. i know what you did
leave a m…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-08-18:1991841:Comment:2622272009-08-18T12:42:10.844ZAngharadhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Angharad
i know what you did<br />
leave a message, pay the piper...<br />
take it out in trade??
i know what you did<br />
leave a message, pay the piper...<br />
take it out in trade?? You have reached my voice
act…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-08-13:1991841:Comment:2431922009-08-13T17:53:27.861ZScott Williamsonhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/ScottWilliamson
You have reached my voice<br />
activated blackmail<br />
system, leave message
You have reached my voice<br />
activated blackmail<br />
system, leave message Ohhhhhh, how I relate, JG!tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-08-13:1991841:Comment:2416892009-08-13T07:02:13.323ZAngharadhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Angharad
Ohhhhhh, how I relate, JG!
Ohhhhhh, how I relate, JG! If the phone won't ring
It's…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-08-03:1991841:Comment:2023892009-08-03T19:54:19.151ZQuiltyhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Quilty
If the phone won't ring<br />
It's me, out in the storm's eye<br />
Holding back the tears.<br />
<br />
<br />
[With apologies to Jimmy Buffett.]
If the phone won't ring<br />
It's me, out in the storm's eye<br />
Holding back the tears.<br />
<br />
<br />
[With apologies to Jimmy Buffett.] This is funny, John, and with…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-08-02:1991841:Comment:1976862009-08-02T18:53:34.631ZChez moihttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Chezmoi
This is funny, John, and with two words deleted it's a haiku...<br />
<br />
Hello, this is Bruce<br />
I'm dead now so don't bother<br />
Calling any more...<br />
<br />
*sorry, I just can't help myself* ,-)
This is funny, John, and with two words deleted it's a haiku...<br />
<br />
Hello, this is Bruce<br />
I'm dead now so don't bother<br />
Calling any more...<br />
<br />
*sorry, I just can't help myself* ,-) OK, here goes. About 8 years…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-24:1991841:Comment:1519072009-07-24T14:12:16.063ZJohn Turbervillehttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JohnTurberville
OK, here goes. About 8 years ago I had a colleaugue who had a really great "warped" sense of humor. He passed away unexpectedly. Apparently he had an arrangement with a friend to put an new tape in his answering machine upon his demise. It said.<br />
"Hello, this is Bruce. I'm dead now so dont bother calling this number any more!"<br />
I really miss that guy. He kept us all in stitches when he was alive. He gave us one last "tweak" after he left us.
OK, here goes. About 8 years ago I had a colleaugue who had a really great "warped" sense of humor. He passed away unexpectedly. Apparently he had an arrangement with a friend to put an new tape in his answering machine upon his demise. It said.<br />
"Hello, this is Bruce. I'm dead now so dont bother calling this number any more!"<br />
I really miss that guy. He kept us all in stitches when he was alive. He gave us one last "tweak" after he left us. a flashing green 3
messages t…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-13:1991841:Comment:845712009-07-13T02:03:40.109Zmetub4http://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/metub4
a flashing green 3<br />
messages to be taken<br />
or dumped in junk mail
a flashing green 3<br />
messages to be taken<br />
or dumped in junk mail I had hoped to talk
Like magi…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-07-12:1991841:Comment:822852009-07-12T15:13:30.351ZLily Rothhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/LilyRoth
I had hoped to talk<br />
Like magic,perfect timing<br />
He leaves a message
I had hoped to talk<br />
Like magic,perfect timing<br />
He leaves a message