How can it get any better?
Mark Williams baiting the Idiot Left with his Monkey God comments. How does the guy keep getting face time? Is everybody in print, radio and TV just too stupid to get it? Maybe he could get more publicity if he Photoshopped Michelle Obama onto a Playboy cover, but I doubt it. If ever there was a fringe movement, Tea Party Express is it. These people couldn't carry a state of Doberman Pinscher owners with a free-hamburger platform. Asking them fiscal questions is like asking Yanni about Heifitz, and I do not mean that in a good way ... Is there anyone in any of the various Tea Party cells who has ever made a rim-to-rim trek of the Grand Canyon without eating the donkeys?
Obama baiting the Idiot Right with his cuddle-up with Calderon, the leader of a failed nation of fools who cannot pry themselves from their own romanticized past, blind to the atrocities they keep alive even today. ... a guy who had to be sworn in under heavy guard at a secret location before stepping out to enforce his country's own heavy-handed immigration laws and suicidal economic policies with the help of a police force famous for its corruption, all the while yammering on about how borders should not separate us. ... if Barry keeps this shuffle going, he's 5-3 to get re-elected ... he has become a pretty good lower-level grifter ... before all this White House stuff he was so stupid he lost money in Chicago - Chicago, mind you! - before he got propped up by real estate OPM scammers...back then the guy couldn't have poured water out of a boot if the directions had been on the heels...Ivy League law degree and he goes into politics first thing? ... please... why not just go be a community organizer or something?
But wait, there's more ...
Laissez-faire Tea Party people who love "no regulation" , but don't seem to be going to Somalia in great numbers...if Somalia ain't the world's greatest social lab, I don't know what is. At least their pirates can make change in their heads and run a half-mile without collapsing. Try that with your average suburban high-school kid here...good luck if the change involves pennies or the run is not downhill. Check it out ... the only thing stupider than a middle-class Tea Partier is a working-class Republican or a lower-class Democrat...they're all like fat guys in topless bars...they'd blow even more money, but the law won't let the strippers actually reach into their pockets.
Plus ... the Lakers are going to go all the way! The Celtics are next...they're good, but they ain't the Lakers any more than the Suns are ...
Gin is good, isn't it? It brings such clarity to everything.
Get me some more ice while you're up, please.