All Discussions Tagged 'true' - TBD2024-03-29T11:07:16Zhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topic/listForTag?tag=true&feed=yes&xn_auth=no"The Laws Of Reality!"tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-12-29:1991841:Topic:6985992009-12-29T15:07:19.043ZLetha Robinsonhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/LethaRobinson
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Law of Mechanical Repair<br />
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.<br />
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Law of Gravity<br />
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.<br />
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Law of Probability<br />
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.<br />
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Law of Random Numbers<br />
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.<br />
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Law of the Alibi<br />
If you tell the…
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Law of Mechanical Repair<br />
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.<br />
<br />
Law of Gravity<br />
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.<br />
<br />
Law of Probability<br />
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.<br />
<br />
Law of Random Numbers<br />
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.<br />
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Law of the Alibi<br />
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.<br />
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Variation Law<br />
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).<br />
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Law of the Bath<br />
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.<br />
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Law of Close Encounters<br />
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.<br />
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Law of the Result<br />
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.<br />
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Law of Biomechanics<br />
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.<br />
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Law of the Theater<br />
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.<br />
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The Starbucks Law<br />
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.<br />
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Murphy’s Law of Lockers<br />
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.<br />
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Law of Physical Surfaces<br />
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.<br />
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Law of Logical Argument<br />
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.<br />
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Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance<br />
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.<br />
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Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking<br />
A closed mouth gathers no feet.<br />
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Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy<br />
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.<br />
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Doctors’ Law<br />
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.