All Discussions Tagged 'poem' - TBD2024-03-28T17:20:47Zhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topic/listForTag?tag=poem&feed=yes&xn_auth=no"Harsh Love Poem"..tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-02-15:1991841:Topic:8132342010-02-15T01:16:51.257ZLetha Robinsonhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/LethaRobinson
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the<br></br>most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .…</font></span></p>
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<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the<br/>most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><span id="more-4904"></span><font size="2">Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss<br/>but I only slept with you, because I was pissed</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">I thought that I could love no other<br/>Until, that is, I met your brother</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.<br/>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s<br/>empty and so is your head.</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Of loving beauty you float with grace<br/>If only you could hide your face</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Kind, intelligent, loving and hot<br/>This describes everything you are not</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">I want to feel your sweet embrace<br/>But don’t take that paper bag off of your face</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-<br/>Damn, I’m good at telling you lies!</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:<br/>Marrying you screwed up my life</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">I see your face when I am dreaming<br/>That’s why I always wake up screaming</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">My love you take my breath away<br/>What have you stepped in to smell this way</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">My feelings for you no words can tell<br/>Except for maybe “go to hell”</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">What inspired this amorous rhyme?<br/>Two parts vodka, one part lime.</font></span></p>