All Discussions Tagged 'humor' - TBD2024-03-29T11:30:02Zhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topic/listForTag?tag=humor&feed=yes&xn_auth=noHEADLINE: How To Catch An Illegal Immigrant' Shirt Sparks Controversy As Taco Cid Defends 'Witty' Statementtag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-01-12:1991841:Topic:14459142013-01-12T18:35:27.235ZEddieDingohttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/EddieDingo
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/09/how-to-catch-an-illegal-immigrant-taco-cid_n_2439294.html" target="_blank">A restaurant in Columbia, South Carolina (specializing in <br></br> Mexican food) is selling and promoting this tee shirt (click):</a></p>
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<p>There has been huge backlash claiming the shirt is racist. The owner of Taco Cid says it's all just in fun.</p>
<p>Is humor okay if it degrades or demoralizes others? Is it insensitive? …</p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/09/how-to-catch-an-illegal-immigrant-taco-cid_n_2439294.html" target="_blank">A restaurant in Columbia, South Carolina (specializing in <br/> Mexican food) is selling and promoting this tee shirt (click):</a></p>
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<p>There has been huge backlash claiming the shirt is racist. The owner of Taco Cid says it's all just in fun.</p>
<p>Is humor okay if it degrades or demoralizes others? Is it insensitive? Are Pollack jokes, blonde jokes and Aggie jokes harmful? What about jokes that objectify women? </p>
<p>How far should humor go?</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/09/how-to-catch-an-illegal-immigrant-taco-cid_n_2439294.html">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/09/how-to-catch-an-illegal-immigrant-taco-cid_n_2439294.html</a></p> What? Politics is Funny?tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2012-10-25:1991841:Topic:13937982012-10-25T14:42:53.044ZEddieDingohttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/EddieDingo
<p>Whether you support this guy:</p>
<p><img style="padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px;" src="http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/03/romney-campaign-platform.jpg" id="il_fi" height="408" width="500"/></p>
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<p>Or this one:</p>
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<p><img style="padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px;" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/ObamaHumor0720c.jpg" id="il_fi" height="368" width="452"/></p>
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<p>Can we keep it fun?</p>
<p>Whether you support this guy:</p>
<p><img style="padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px;" src="http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/03/romney-campaign-platform.jpg" id="il_fi" height="408" width="500"/></p>
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<p>Or this one:</p>
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<p>Can we keep it fun?</p> The Results Are In...tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2012-08-17:1991841:Topic:13870602012-08-17T12:31:48.261ZEddieDingohttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/EddieDingo
<p><span class="font-size-4">If <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/romney-defeats-obama-roach-race-205030035.html" target="_blank">this (click)</a> is any indication.</span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-4">If <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/romney-defeats-obama-roach-race-205030035.html" target="_blank">this (click)</a> is any indication.</span></p> Roseanne for President?tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2012-02-11:1991841:Topic:13568422012-02-11T15:35:30.608ZSlimhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Slim976
<p>Remember Roseanne Barr the snarky comedienne that delighted (and offended) audiences on ABC for nearly ten years? She has filed to become a candidate for president representing the Green Party.</p>
<p>She believes in issues like free health care, gay equality, legalization of marijuana and stands firm on the platform that men have messed-up the world for long enough. It's time to let the women (in conjunction with Mother Earth) take the reins. She compares herself to Isis and Cleopatra…</p>
<p>Remember Roseanne Barr the snarky comedienne that delighted (and offended) audiences on ABC for nearly ten years? She has filed to become a candidate for president representing the Green Party.</p>
<p>She believes in issues like free health care, gay equality, legalization of marijuana and stands firm on the platform that men have messed-up the world for long enough. It's time to let the women (in conjunction with Mother Earth) take the reins. She compares herself to Isis and Cleopatra and has waged war on Monsanto.</p>
<p>I think she is having fun with this, but I'm not sure.</p>
<p>I think she is serious about wanting to run the nation, but I'm not sure.</p>
<p>I think she may be sane in enough to hold public office...but I'm not sure.</p>
<p>My problem with her candidacy is that I'm just not sure whether she's serious or kidding; or whether she's funny or not. Is she another Pat Paulsen or 'Snoopy'? She is sparking interest, which veteran Green Party candidate Jill Stein does not seem to be achieving. Is it a good thing to have someone who might grab her crotch at every singing of the National Anthem overshadowing someone that has proven to be a more capable legislator? </p>
<p>I believe that a little humor injected into any situation is a good thing, but is what Roseanne is doing 'humor'? I believe it is good to have a serious leader who we can laugh at from time to time, but am not sure I could handle a laughable president that I'll have to try and take seriously once in a while.</p>
<p>In the movie "Man of the Year" a comic manages to get elected to the high office through a computer malfunction. One line stuck with me when Robin Williams ultimately decides that he is not the best man for the job, "I'm a Jester. A Jester doesn't rule the kingdom; He makes fun of the king."</p>
<p>Can you take Roseanne's candidacy seriously? Does she? Does the party? How about the nation?</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.wnyc.org/blogs/its-free-blog/2012/feb/09/opinion-does-roseanne-barr-president-help-third-parties/">http://www.wnyc.org/blogs/its-free-blog/2012/feb/09/opinion-does-roseanne-barr-president-help-third-parties/</a></p>
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<h1 id="yn-title">AP sources: Clapper leading choice for intel job</h1>
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<h1 id="yn-title">AP sources: Clapper leading choice for intel job</h1>
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WASHINGTON – The <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1274472972_0">White House</span>'s leading candidate to replace <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1274472972_1">Dennis Blair</span> as <a id="KonaLink0" target="undefined" class="kLink" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(54, 99, 136); border-bottom-style: dotted;" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100521/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_intelligence_director#"><font style="color: rgb(54, 99, 136) ! important; font-family: arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; xg-p: static;" color="#366388"><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(54, 99, 136) ! important; font-family: arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; xg-p: static;">national</span> <span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(54, 99, 136) ! important; font-family: arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; xg-p: static;">intelligence</span> <span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(54, 99, 136) ! important; font-family: arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; xg-p: static;">director</span></font></a> is James R. Clapper, the <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1274472972_2">Pentagon</span>'s top<br />
intelligence official, current and former U.S. officials said Friday.<br />
<p>Two current officials said another candidate is <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1274472972_3">Mike Vickers</span>, the <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1274472972_4">Pentagon's assistant secretary</span> for special operations. But a <a id="KonaLink1" target="undefined" class="kLink" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(54, 99, 136); border-bottom-style: dotted;" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100521/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_intelligence_director#"><font style="color: rgb(54, 99, 136) ! important; font-family: arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; xg-p: static;" color="#366388"><span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(54, 99, 136) ! important; font-family: arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; xg-p: static;">Defense</span> <span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(54, 99, 136) ! important; font-family: arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; xg-p: static;">Department</span> <span class="kLink" style="color: rgb(54, 99, 136) ! important; font-family: arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; xg-p: static;">official</span></font></a> said Vickers has not been <br/>
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anonymity because a replacement for Blair has not been announced.</p>
<p><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1274472972_5">Clapper</span> currently is defense undersecretary for intelligence.</p>
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<p>It is terrible, but when I heard this all I could think of Johnny Carson and Jack Webb. The following video is a classic. It sure puts a different light, one that makes me smile.</p>
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<p>And good luck to Mr. Clapper, tough job.<br/></p>
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;">A<b>ll too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: </b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b><br/> ~On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."</b></span></div>
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>~As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Reagan International, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker from the cockpit: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"</b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b><br/> ~After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."</b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b><br/> ~From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."<br/><br/></b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>~"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, go ahead & pick your favorite now."</b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b><br/> ~Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."<br/><br/></b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>~"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."<br/><br/></b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>~And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"<br/><br/></b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>~On a Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City, the flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."<br/><br/></b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>~Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."<br/><br/></b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>~Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."<br/><br/></b></span></div>
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 85, 85); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>~A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"<br/>
~An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"<br/>
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</blockquote> "Why Men Are Never Depressed!!"tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-03-25:1991841:Topic:8892292010-03-25T22:21:13.739ZLetha Robinsonhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/LethaRobinson
<blockquote style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman" lang="0" size="2" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" xml:lang="0">VERY INTERESTING!!…</font></blockquote>
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<blockquote style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="2" xml:lang="0">VERY INTERESTING!!</font></blockquote>
<blockquote style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><p><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="2" xml:lang="0"><br/></font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="6" xml:lang="0">Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures</font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#1F497D" size="6" xml:lang="0">.</font> <font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="6" xml:lang="0">Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.</font> <font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="3" xml:lang="0"><br/></font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="6" xml:lang="0">One mood all the time.</font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="4" xml:lang="0"><br/><br/></font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="6" xml:lang="0">Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.<br/><br/>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.</font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000080" size="6" xml:lang="0"><br/><br/></font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="6" xml:lang="0">You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.</font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="4" xml:lang="0"><br/><br/></font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="6" xml:lang="0">You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.</font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="4" xml:lang="0"><br/><br/></font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="6" xml:lang="0">No wonder men are happier..</font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="4" xml:lang="0"><br/><br/></font><font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="6" xml:lang="0">Send this to the women who can handle it</font> <font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="6" xml:lang="0">and to the men who will enjoy reading it</font> <font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="3" xml:lang="0"><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></font></p>
</blockquote> Strange worrytag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-03-12:1991841:Topic:8636672010-03-12T20:58:43.484ZVernon Windsorhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/VernonWindsor
I'm following a huge dump truck full of gravel. There's a fifty-three<br />
foot trailer behind a Kenworth on my right side, and a Peterbilt with an<br />
over-sized load on my left side. Guess what I'm afraid of...that cute<br />
little Toyota Prius in my rear-view mirror.
I'm following a huge dump truck full of gravel. There's a fifty-three<br />
foot trailer behind a Kenworth on my right side, and a Peterbilt with an<br />
over-sized load on my left side. Guess what I'm afraid of...that cute<br />
little Toyota Prius in my rear-view mirror. "Harsh Love Poem"..tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-02-15:1991841:Topic:8132342010-02-15T01:16:51.257ZLetha Robinsonhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/LethaRobinson
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the<br></br>most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .…</font></span></p>
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<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the<br/>most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><span id="more-4904"></span><font size="2">Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss<br/>but I only slept with you, because I was pissed</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">I thought that I could love no other<br/>Until, that is, I met your brother</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.<br/>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s<br/>empty and so is your head.</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Of loving beauty you float with grace<br/>If only you could hide your face</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">Kind, intelligent, loving and hot<br/>This describes everything you are not</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">I want to feel your sweet embrace<br/>But don’t take that paper bag off of your face</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-<br/>Damn, I’m good at telling you lies!</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:<br/>Marrying you screwed up my life</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">I see your face when I am dreaming<br/>That’s why I always wake up screaming</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">My love you take my breath away<br/>What have you stepped in to smell this way</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">My feelings for you no words can tell<br/>Except for maybe “go to hell”</font></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"><font size="2">What inspired this amorous rhyme?<br/>Two parts vodka, one part lime.</font></span></p>