All Discussions Tagged 'hilarious' - TBD2024-03-28T19:24:03Zhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topic/listForTag?tag=hilarious&feed=yes&xn_auth=no"Actual Passport Letter"-----Hilarious!tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-02-07:1991841:Topic:7958052010-02-07T18:36:32.609ZLetha Robinsonhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/LethaRobinson
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<tbody><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="top"><div id="ms__id187"><div><p class="ecxMsoNormal"><b><span style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black"><font size="4"><br/></font></span></b><font size="4"><b><span id="ms__id186" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black">This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough).. <br/>You definitely feel the guy's pain! An actual letter to the passport <br/>office... <br/><br/>Dear sirs, <br/><br/>I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.. <br/>How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows <br/>that I bought a cable t.v. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal <br/>Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. <br/><br/>For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my <br/>social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for <br/>the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, <br/>on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs <br/>declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane <br/>over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are <br/>done at election times. <br/><br/>Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is <br/>Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that <br/>ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!! <br/><br/>I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've <br/>had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you <br/>ask me for my f'in' address. <br/><br/>What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal a'holes workin' there! <br/>Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up <br/>Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy <br/>beach. <br/><br/>And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan <br/>on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do <br/>something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not <br/>want to tell anyone! <br/><br/>Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and <br/>get another f'in' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would <br/>it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in <br/>the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be too damn <br/>easy and maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the <br/>f'in' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole <br/>to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know,the one where <br/>we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic f'in' morons) Hey, you know <br/>why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off! <br/><br/><br/>Signed <br/>- An Irate Citizen. <br/><br/><br/>P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to <br/>confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 <br/>.......I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have <br/>had security clearances up the yingyang.........However, I have to get <br/>someone'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO <br/>WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA ! <br/><br/>Sincerely, <br/><br/>You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who. <br/><br/>..................And we want them to run our health care?!?</span></b></font></p>
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<p class="ecxMsoNormal"><br/><font size="4">' IN GOD WE TRUST' <br/><br/> BLESSINGS,<br/> Karen</font></p>